• F*Off Coffee Co. Calm The Fck Down Mushroom Coffee Lion's Mane Chaga
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F*Off Coffee Co.

CALM THE FCK DOWN

CALM THE FCK DOWN

$21.99 USD
$21.99 USD
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Grind Type

A smooth, aromatic instant mushroom coffee crafted from Papua New Guinea single-origin beans enhanced with Lion's Mane and Chaga. Expect clean sweetness and balanced body with gentle, grounding notes from the mushrooms—designed for clear focus and calm energy in every cup.

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Tasting Profile

Medium

Silky instant mushroom coffee with toasted almond, berry-like acidity, and sweet toffee. Lion's Mane contributes a clean, cacao-like dryness and mental clarity, while Chaga adds gentle earthiness, subtle vanilla-bark warmth, and a rounded, calm finish.

Origin & Region

Papua New Guinea

Premium instant mushroom coffee combining single origin Papua New Guinea Arabica with functional mushrooms. High-altitude PNG beans grown in volcanic soils deliver clarity and sweetness, while Lion's Mane and Chaga add focused calm, smooth body, and earthy depth.

Altitude & Processing

1,400-1,800 MASL (meters above sea level)

Washed PNG coffee preserves clean, bright flavors that carry through freeze-drying. The addition of Lion's Mane and Chaga post-extraction maintains coffee clarity while layering natural mushroom earthiness and a calm, rounded texture.

Blend Composition

Typica, Bourbon, Arusha

Traditional Papua New Guinea Arabica varietals for structure, sweetness, and bright complexity, complemented by functional mushrooms: Lion's Mane for crisp, focused clarity and Chaga for smooth, earthy depth and a lightly vanilla-woody nuance.

Certifications & Compliance

  • Certified Mycotoxin Free

    Mycotoxins are toxic mold compounds that can cause immune system issues when consumed regularly. Our third-party lab certification ensures every cup supports your health instead of compromising it.

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  • Certified Heavy Metal Free

    Heavy metals like lead and cadmium can accumulate in your body over time, causing neurological damage and organ dysfunction. Our coffee is independently tested by third-party labs to ensure they are free from Lead, Mercury, Cadmium, and Arsenic.

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  • Certified Mold & Yeast Free

    Mold and yeast contamination can trigger allergies, digestive issues, and inflammation. Our coffee is third-party tested to be free of mold and yeast contaminates.

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