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A bold dark roast featuring Brazilian beans. This full-bodied coffee delivers rich bittersweet chocolate and toasty flavors, creating a traditional coffee experience with deep, robust characteristics perfect for those who enjoy classic French roast intensity.
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Tasting Profile
French
A bold, full-bodied dark roast with rich bittersweet chocolate and toasty flavors. The extended roasting develops deep, robust characteristics creating a traditional coffee experience with pronounced roasted notes and satisfying body.
Origin & Region
Brazil
This blend sources from Brazilian farms in the Cerrado Mineiro region, where large-scale operations utilize advanced post-harvest processing and controlled drying techniques. The region's flat terrain and predictable climate patterns allow for consistent quality and reliable year-round supply from established farming operations.
Altitude & Processing
900-1,400 MASL (meters above sea level)
This dark roast features Brazilian beans (900-1,400m) using pulped natural processing to develop rich chocolate and nutty characteristics. The processing method enhances the natural sweetness and body of the beans, creating a bold, full-bodied dark roast with deep, roasted flavors and low acidity typical of Brazilian coffees.
Blend Composition
Bourbon, Mundo Novo, Catuaí, Catucaí, Catigua
This dark roast features classic Brazilian Arabica varietals selected for their ability to develop rich, chocolatey characteristics under darker roasting. Bourbon provides natural sweetness and body, while Mundo Novo contributes to the coffee's robust structure. Catuaí, Catucaí, and Catigua add depth and resilience, creating a bold, full-bodied cup with low acidity and pronounced roasted flavors typical of premium Brazilian coffee.
Certifications & Compliance
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Certified Mycotoxin Free
View CertificateMycotoxins are toxic mold compounds that can cause immune system issues when consumed regularly. Our third-party lab certification ensures every cup supports your health instead of compromising it.
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Certified Heavy Metal Free
View CertificateHeavy metals like lead and cadmium can accumulate in your body over time, causing neurological damage and organ dysfunction. Our coffee is independently tested by third-party labs to ensure they are free from Lead, Mercury, Cadmium, and Arsenic.
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Certified Mold & Yeast Free
View CertificateMold and yeast contamination can trigger allergies, digestive issues, and inflammation. Our coffee is third-party tested to be free of mold and yeast contaminates.